Celebrate The Holiday's With Turkey, and some Thanksgiving Romance!
- Buy a black thong (or his favorite color) and put it in a little box in his briefcase or somewhere he'll find it throughout the day.
- Buy all his favourite snacks and beers and allow him to spend a whole evening in front of the tv watching whatever he wants to watch.
- Write several love notes for your girlfriend/wife and hide them in different places like her purse, etc.
- The next time you see her (assuming she's found all of them) hide red rose buds in all the same places. She'll love it!Put a red rose on her pillow where she'll see it when she goes to bed or first thing in the morning
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